Yo Muma Jokes

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Yo Muma’s so ugly..

She made One Direction go the other way

Yo Muma’s so fake

Even Photoshop gave up!

Yo Muma’s so fat

When she’s in bed, she burns her butt on the lightbulb

Yo Muma’s so old…

Her birth certificate says “expired”.

Yo Muma’s so clumsy

She tripped over the wifi.

Yo muma’s so poor

she has the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo muma’s so fat

she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Yo muma’s so ugly

that they faked a worldwide pandemic just so she’d put on a mask.