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Son: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them ALL cut.
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I have written a book on how to fall down the stairs...
It’s a step by step guide.
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| Rank | Joke | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Knock Knock - Who's There? The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt. The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt who? Oh wait… Moo. | 80 |
| 🥈 | My father has schizophrenia But he’s good people. | 27 |
| 🥉 | I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer. | 19 |
| #4 | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. | 18 |
| #5 | I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help But I stand corrected. | 14 |
| #6 | I never swim in French pools... They piscine them and they are full of oui oui | 13 |
| #7 | BNAG! That’s bang out of order… | 12 |
| #8 | I tried to catch fog yesterday mist. | 11 |
| #9 | Who's the smartest pig in the world? Albert Ein-Swine | 11 |
| #10 | Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’ | 11 |
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