π₯ Joke Battle
I'm naming my child Abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz
“How do you pronounce that?” “Noelle.”
Votes: 0
VS
What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
Votes: 0
π Joke Leaderboard
Rank | Joke | Votes |
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#1 | I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
| 10 |
#2 | My father has schizophrenia | 10 |
#3 | Why don't tennis players ever get married?
Because love means nothing to them!
| 5 |
#4 | Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.Β
He said, βDad, canβt you just use a sponge?β
| 5 |
#5 | Yo muma's so ugly
that they faked a worldwide pandemic just so she’d put on a mask.
| 4 |
#6 | The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
| 4 |
#7 | Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? | 3 |
#8 | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
| 3 |
#9 | Male bees die after mating.
That’s basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio!
| 3 |
#10 | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?
Because the “P” is silent.
| 3 |