I tried to catch fog yesterday
mist.
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One Liners
Submit a JokeI’m on a seafood diet…
I see food, and I eat it!
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I have a split personality…
and so do I!
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I used to play piano by ear
but now I use my hands.
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I’ve had bad experiences with elevators
So it’s time to take steps to avoid them.
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Blunt pencils
Are really pointless!
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I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help
But I stand corrected.
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Two fish are in a tank.
One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
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My father has schizophrenia
But he’s good people.
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It takes a lot of balls
To play golf the way I do.
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When life gives you melons
You might be dyslexic.
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