I’ve had bad experiences with elevators

So it’s time to take steps to avoid them.

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Blunt pencils

Are really pointless!

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I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help

But I stand corrected.

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Two fish are in a tank.

One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’

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My father has schizophrenia

But he’s good people.

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It takes a lot of balls

To play golf the way I do.

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 When life gives you melons

You might be dyslexic.

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