Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock. Who’s There?

Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your stuff.

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut instead.

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!!

Knock Knock, Who’s There?

Spell. Spell Who? Sure, W H O

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

Smell Map. Smell Map who? Oh, you are so disgusting.

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt. The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt who? Oh wait… Moo.

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!