Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock. Who’s there?

Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock Knock. Who’s there?

Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock Knock. Who’s there?

Drama. Drama who? Drama Queen alert – brace yourself!

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

Europe. Europe who? No YOU’RE a poo!

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your stuff.

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut instead.

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!!

Knock Knock, Who’s There?

Spell. Spell Who? Sure, W H O

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

Smell Map. Smell Map who? Oh, you are so disgusting.

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt. The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt who? Oh wait… Moo.

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!

Knock Knock – Who’s There?

Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!