Knock Knock. Who’s there?
Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Submitted by: Jokery
Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Drama. Drama who? Drama Queen alert – brace yourself!
Europe. Europe who? No YOU’RE a poo!
Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your stuff.
Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut instead.
A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!!
Spell. Spell Who? Sure, W H O
Smell Map. Smell Map who? Oh, you are so disgusting.
The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt. The interrupting cow that forgot to interrupt who? Oh wait… Moo.
Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!