Male bees die after mating.

That’s basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio!

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What’s worse than two girls running with scissors?

Two girls scissoring with the runs.

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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I started crying when Dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good hamster.

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