Pete the serial flasher was thinking of retiring
But he’s decided that he’s going to stick it out for another year…
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Dark Jokes
Submit a JokeToday my wife asked me how I view lesbian relationships…
Apparently “in full HD” wasn’t the correct answer!
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Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.
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Ever seen a blind man swim?
He probably hasn’t either.
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Jesus walks into a inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and says:
“Can you put me up for the night?”
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These Korean meatballs
really are the dog’s bollocks!
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Dark humour is like food
not everyone gets it.
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Male bees die after mating.
That’s basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio!
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What’s worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his bum.
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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
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I started crying when Dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
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