What’s a porcupine’s favourite game to play?

Poker

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!

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Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming?

Because they only had one pair of trunks between them.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Put a peg on its nose.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a crane.

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What’s the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs

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Where do you find a horse with no legs?

Right where you left him.

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What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?

Rub it. Rub it.

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Which breed of dog can tell the time?

A watchdog.

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What does a rattlesnake put in his lemonade to make it cold?

Mice cubes.

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What is a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop.

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What is a llama’s favorite drink?

Llama-nade.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through something so small?

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

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Did you hear about the dog that was floating in the ocean?

He was a good bouy.

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What do you call a lizard with lots of money?

 A Chamealionaire

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?

Bison!

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Who’s the smartest pig in the world?

Albert Ein-Swine

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Did you hear about the woman who sat underneath a cow?

She got a pat on the head!

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A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff…

Baa-dum-sss!

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