There lived a woman named Mary. And one day, she meets and marries a guy named Larry.

They have six kids, and then, a couple of years later, Larry dies.

So then Mary remarries to a guy named Harry.

They have six kids, and then, a couple of years later, Harry dies.

So then Mary remarries again to a guy named… Jeff.

They have five kids, and whaddya know, a couple of years later, Mary dies.

And so Jeff is off to the funeral, and he’s crying and sad, and his best friend’s trying to console him.

And the friend says, “Well, Jeff, you know… at least now they’ll be together.”

Jeff asks, “Who? Mary and Larry, or Mary and Harry?”

The friend replies, “No…”

“Her legs!”