Dad, when he puts the car in reverse:
“Ah, this takes me back.”
I've had bad experiences with elevators
So it’s time to take steps to avoid them.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired.
I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
I lost 25% of my roof last night...
oof.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.
He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Why don't tennis players ever get married?
Because love means nothing to them!