A termite walks into a tavern and asks…
Is the bartender here?
Story about a woman named Mary
There lived a woman named
A black guy goes into an electronics store
He tells the salesman "I'm
At my new finance job, I can do everything. I can even buy stocks while masturbating
I'm a Jack-off-all-trades
So there I was on the subway
And, crowded as it was
What is the most musical body part?
The nose. You can pick
When did Pac-Boy become Pac-Man?
After he went through Q*Berty.
What’s the best time of the day?
6:30, hands down
What did the Chemistry book say to the Math book?
Man, you have a lot
Why do cows haves hooves and not feet?
Because they lactose