What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the
When you write a swear word
Should you use cursive?
A guy goes to a bar and orders a rum and Coke.
The bartender asks, Is it
A dead duck
A woman brought a very
A man is proclaimed guilty and is sentenced to execution by electric chair
As the man is strapped
A five year old kid approaches a police officer that has a police dog in his backseat…
…the kid asks the officer,
Of All the Drugs I’ve Done
Viagra was the hardest
What is the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?
About a billion dollars.
