TIL: The movie “Speed” starring Keanu Reeves didn’t have a director.
Because if Speed had direction,
I used to not like mushrooms
But they've started to grow
I wanted to buy some coffee to pour over my ice-cream…
… but then affogato.
Maths professor: Just because I’m 49 doesn’t mean I’m not cool
Student: You’re a square
The most popular guy in the bar
A man walked into a
A Sensitive Guy (NSFW-ish)
A woman meets a man