😂 The 25 Best Dad Jokes of 2025 (So Far)
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🧔 Top Dad Jokes of 2025
- Farting in a lift… Is wrong on so many levels!
- My dad raised me single-handedly. It wasn’t easy being the son of a pirate.
- They held a contest to choose the best neckwear. It was a tie.
- I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
- What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
- I can’t believe I got fired from a dairy farm. They said I was a danger to myself and udders!
- I was going to tell you a joke about a girl that only eats plants, but you’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
- “I am” is the shortest sentence in the English language. “I do” is the longest sentence.
- I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn’t like me critter sizing.
- I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised!
- I was dating someone with a lazy eye. We had to break up as she was seeing someone else.
- A group of tourists went on safari. The lion’s share of them did not return.
- A Roman soldier walked into a bar, held up two fingers and said “I’d like to order five beers please.”
- Dad, when he puts the car in reverse: “Ah, this takes me back.”
- Why did the old man fall down the hole? He couldn’t see that well.
- I’ve had bad experiences with elevators. So it’s time to take steps to avoid them.
- I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
- I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.
- I was going to tell you a joke about time travel but you didn’t like it.
- Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
- I hate my job — all I do is crush cans all day… It’s soda pressing.
- Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me.
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