I went to an Egyptian doctor for my back problems
He was a Cairopractor
As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way
I think to myself, maybe
a shoe factory burned down the other day
many soles were lost
My wife said, “Pencils can be as sharp as a knife. Why are they allowed on planes?”
Me: I guess…..they had to
imagine you liking both genders and still single
you really bi yourself
My husband and I decided we did not want to have kids.
We're telling them tonight.
What size condom?
A woman goes into a
“The biggest sexual organ is the brain,” I told my wife.
"I don't understand why you're