My wife was mad at me because I only spent half a minute celebrating her birthday
In my defense, she told
My girlfriend asked me: “Shall we go bowling or stay home?”
I replied: "I am sick
What time is it when your clock strikes twenty-five?
Time to get a new
Which ailment are pirates most likely to suffer from?
Arr-thritis! submitted
I remember Dinah, the smartest girl in my chemistry class.
I know I'll never come
I haven’t seen my twin brother since I left Australia.
We were separated at Perth.
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a