I just saw a movie the other day about a fridge lost in space
It was a real sci-fi
When a famous Stone Age hunter died, it was customary to bury him in the carcase of a Stone Age elephant.
It was a mammoth undertaking.
What’s green and smells like pork?
Kermit’s Finger.
I was just discharged from the hospital with very bad news.
They found a really bad
Did you hear about the gay irish ghosts?
They gave each other the
What do you call a garbage man who won’t shut up?
A trash talker.
My wife told me that the sex we had last night was like being on a rollercoaster!
What she actually meant was